perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

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otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

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virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

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officialunitedstates:

my life plan after graduating is:

  1. get an apartment
  2. find a job
  3. buy a dog
  4. figure out how credit cards work
  5. prepare for the great robot wars
  6. fight in the great robot wars

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